While we may head to the store, our local coffee shop or the park to check off our list of errands, get a little pick me up or simply feel productive, sometimes we end up taking something extra home with us  — more specifically, snippets of the most unhinged, context-free conversations known to man.

From why people, rather than deers, should be hunting targets to the difference between cheating and being the other woman, here are 24 insane conversations people overheard in the wild.